Accident Blue-Light Special

I don't know if anyone has been to Walmart lately but it is a freaken zoo and the people who are pushing their carts are animals running around as if they are trapped in a cage. If you go down one of the aisles, go with caution - you might get run over by someone pushing a cart who just doesn't give a hoot. Several times i thought I would die by all these crazeeys - jeez.